(I am told the following are actual label instructions on consumer goods. I'll have more later.)
On a bag of Fritos-"You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap-"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???..)
On some Swanson frozen dinners-"Serving suggestion:
Defrost." (but it's just a suggestion).
On Sainsbury peanuts-"Warning: contains nuts" (talk about a
news flash). -Selected
- via THE SOWER, a weekly publication of the Arthur church
of Christ, Arthur, IL. Ron Bartanen, who serves as minister
and editor, may be contacted through the congregation's