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Monday, September 12, 2011

Five Ways To get Rid of Your Preacher!

By Chris Gallager

What does your congregations need to know about ways to get rid of their minister? Perhaps this list will help, help us to know how to really appreciate one another.

1.     Sit up front and smile. Say “Amen” every time he says something good. He will preach himself to death.
2.     Encourage him and tell him what a great job he is doing. He will work himself to death.
3.     Increase your attendance, giving, and participation. He will suffer from shock.
4.     Tell him that you want some names of people to go visit and help win souls to Christ. He will die of a heart attack.
5.     Have the whole congregation vow to pray for him. He will become so effective that a larger congregation
will take him off your hands.

- Larry Miles lives in Louisville, KY and publishes "Larry's Lines" several times a week. Copyright 2009. Visit his website: (adapted) 

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